Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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