she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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