you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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