I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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