Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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