My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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