I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I would fuck him just for his dog
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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