just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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