I heard we made out
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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