btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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