It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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