We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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