Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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