they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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