If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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