dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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