My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
