What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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