I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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