Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize