at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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