at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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