What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
