If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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