whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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