NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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