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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I touched a dick in church today
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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