Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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