Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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