Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
