Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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