He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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