You surviving the open bar?
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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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