I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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