It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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