how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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