Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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