dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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