Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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