i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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