You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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