Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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