You're completely useless in the revolution.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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