She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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