I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
