It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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