i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
why do cheetos always look like penises
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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