she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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