he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
