How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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