I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
A+ Viking dick
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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