i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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