She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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