yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
