I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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