We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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