Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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