handjob tips. give me some.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So much rum. So many feels.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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