okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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