Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
barbara walters just said penis...
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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