Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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