Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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