As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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