I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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